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"Before that Nat Geo spread you could have this whole place to yourself … now just look at it!"
–Tom Twigg
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Our friends at Digital Photo Experience, Rick Sammon and Juan Pons, have judged the best caption for our contest, and picked Tom Twigg's caption above. Lucky ( and creative) Tom gets his choice of NEOS Overshoes! We're leaving all the entries up for your reading pleasure. This contest was a blast, and we'll repeat it with a new image in the future! Congratulations to Tom, thanks to Rick and Juan, and thanks to Martin Bailey for such a fine image!
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“I insisted that a six person hot tub was more than we needed but nooo she had to have the big one!”
“Hey Man!! Do I take pics of you and your wife while you are bathing? Come back home!”
When is it my turn to have my back scratched?
I wonder IF I can grab some sushi we are in Japan
I told my wife I was going to soak my thoughts……..
Did any bring a bar of soap?
All I wanted was a quiet weekend away with the wife and she invites the whole family!
If you tink dis little dip is gonna make us smell good, fugetaboutit.
Dang! I told you guys it was gonna’ be a sausage fest here today. Everyone knows the ladies don’t go clubbin’ on Tuesday afternoon.
This tub is having the same affect on all of us….Does my face look red to you?
Not again!!!!!! I think I know who ate the Limberger cheese; Now…..everyone, we’re gonna need a little “down-there” dna sample and then you can all go back to whatever you were doing.
CSI ‘Snow Monkey’
Hey Man, my troop and I have been out rolling snowballs for the kids all day. I’m pooped out! Make mine a Shochu, double, with a twist of mint!
At least those bubbles have stopped! I think these guys should stop eating the beans!
I’m not only having a bad hair day but I seem to have come on Guys ONLY night!
So, how u doin’?
I’m cannot get out, who removed the step ladder?
“I think I’m OK with this whole global warming thing.”
“You’re shooting Sony? Seriously!?!”
Just another Godawful day at the office.
“See the wet head to my left? He can’t hold his liquor”
Ahhhhh I’m getting too old for these swingers pool parties.
I thought we were gonna be on Larry King
“Liked the gist of Gorillas in the mist? Prepare for annoyed snow monkey fist…looks like he’s getting pissed.”
Hey! You going to take the picture already? This water isn’t as warm as it looks.
Martin Bailey Pro Photographer———-> $250 hr.
Neos overshoes to get him there———-> $50.00
Being caught in the tub in sub-zero weather ——————- Priceless
Would you hurry and take the picture, I’m wet and it’s freezing!! Just use photoshop to give me a smile!
Sure, I know you are good behind the lens too. But Joe MacaqueNally was here yesterday shooting for his new book, The Honshū Diaries.
Hey! Do you see anyone else here wearing shorts?
Got a hair trimmer I could borrow?
“Either we are served or the poop will fly!”
“Don’t pee in our pool and we won’t swim in your toilet”
OOh! It’s a LADY!!!!!
Who told everyone about this place?
No, no, hot spring pools *always* smell this bad.
Of course, it’s clothing optional. What did you think?
Take one more picture and I am gonna shove that camera right up your…Don’t make me get out of this pool.
Ah, buddy, yea, you with the camera. Would you mind reaching behind you and resetting the jacuzzi timer for another 15 minutes?
What the?!?! Who drank the last of the daiquiris?
“Barkeep! Dry Martini, shaken not stirred”
What ya lookin’ at? Of course we can swim.
Trip to Japan – $3000.00
Getting the “stink-eye” from a snow monkey – Priceless!
Hey! Dey said der was gonna be Chicks!
$450 a night and no privacy!
I’m peeing right now.
“WHY I OTTA…!!!”
You think my face is red, wait till you see my………………..
Yes, it is real…
I thought you said this place was gonna be filled with hot, blonde Norwegian chicks? Lemme see that brochure!
uuuuggghhhhh I hope this pool doesnt have the red urine indicator dye…….
I can’t believe I ate the whoooole thing.
Ya know, maybe that huge order of hot beans for the boys wasn’t that great of an idea!
You think this place is hop’n now, you should see it on a Saturday night!
You guys are acting like a bunch of monkeys.
“Dude, can’t you read the sign?? No cameras in the pool area! Stupid humans…”
You just had to brag about our new hot tub!
This place was a iot more fun in the 70’s.
This is really more than I can stand [I'm Thinking ]
Who said this water was hot?
Do you mind exploring the light somewhere else?
Any closer and I’ll feed you that camera.
No, leave the bathing suit ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some Privacy Please!
Pee, Shmee! it’s those damn “floaters” that get to you!
Do you mind, we’re bathing here.
Okay….Who peed in the pool?
Do you think anyone will notice if I just pee over here? it’s too cold to get out!
“Problems? You think you’ve got problems? Let me tell you about my day.”
‘you really think i know the way to mordor?’
Snow Monkey! Why do we live here? Which way to the nice warm jungle region?
You get what you pay for! It’s time to move-up to a nicer health club.
You think this hot water is making my FACE red…
I gotta get a private pool!
“You are not coming in here with that camera! You’re sick!”
In my next life, I just want to be Monkey again.
Better than this is impossible!!!
“That’s the last time I meet someone from Craigslist.”
Gosh, how i hate the rush hour in the Monkey Hot Springs Jacuzzi !
So, a quiet place ?
I will rethink about my travel agency !
C’mon Martin jump in, the waters great and I promise Stan will leave his trunks on this time!
’bout time you got here to clean the pool!
Hey, Do you suppose Rick Sammon is ever going to show up and teach us how to make this into an HDR image?
“Was it blue lips or red face? I can’t remember when it’s time to get out of here”.
Before that Nat Geo spread you could have this whole place to yourself … now just look at it.
“Actually, I didn’t see the sign, and no I don’t want to swim in your toilet!”
“Hey Bud, could you hand me a towel?”
I KNEW I should have gone to Disneyland!
OK, who was the smartie pants that put bleach in the Chimpanzee Hot Tub?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TAB IS $300.00!?!
Hey, its a bit warm in this hot tub. I am getting cooked! Did anyone read the fine print on the brochure to see why this resort was free?
One Bourbon! One Scotch! One Beer!
I hope the Big Screen gets here before the Super Bowl!
“If I have to sit here with these kids for ONE MORE SECOND…….!”
Greeeeaaat! Bob peed in the pool again.
Well hello there, what’s your sign?
Snow monkeys seen fleeing the scene after discovering that the stomach of Bernard, centered below, did not agree with the gas station burrito consumed hours before. .
GREAT shot Martin!
Waitress! Cocktail please!
This place is hotter than a Snow Monkey singles bar!